first frog: *turns*
second frog: NOM NOM NOM
first frog: *turns back*
second frog: NOM NOM FACE NOM NOM
first frog: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, DUDE?
So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
My favorite thing to burn.
HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD
Good fucking lord
Oops, We did it again?!
THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
The more you nolo
What does kindness get you? This.